{"product_id":"not-old-yet-funny-owl-hat","title":"Zekear \"Not Old Yet\" Hat","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none --shadow-height:45px has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) \u0026amp;:has(data-writing-block)\u0026gt;*:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px.max(70px.20svh)))\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:eaf209af-21cf-4952-a980-1d16f036d436-67\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-16\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 --thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs.calc(var(--spacing)*4)) @w-sm\/main:--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm.calc(var(--spacing)*6)) @w-lg\/main:--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg.calc(var(--spacing)*16)) px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"--thread-content-max-width:40rem @w-lg\/main:--thread-content-max-width:48rem mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring .text-message+\u0026amp;:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"11794546-9c5b-48e1-b313-9d165846a9a5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3-instant\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"2w2s9\" data-start=\"123\" data-end=\"174\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e😂 \u003cstrong data-start=\"129\" data-end=\"174\"\u003eGetting older? Nah… just better equipped.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"223\"\u003eLet’s be real for a second—\u003cbr data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"206\"\u003eYou’re not old.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"266\"\u003eYou just need a little… \u003cem data-start=\"249\" data-end=\"263\"\u003emaintenance.\u003c\/em\u003e 😉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"344\"\u003eThis hat says exactly what everyone’s thinking but nobody’s saying out loud:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"346\" data-end=\"412\"\u003e👉 \u003cem data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"412\"\u003e“I’m not old! I just need some WD-40 and a little duct tape.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"414\" data-end=\"467\"\u003eAnd honestly? That hits a little too close to home 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"414\" data-end=\"467\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1650362259183\/wo40-(9).png?w=1254\u0026amp;h=1254\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"us0ga5\" data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"507\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🦉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"507\"\u003eDesign That Says It All\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"611\"\u003eFront and center. you’ve got this grumpy little owl—\u003cbr data-start=\"561\" data-end=\"564\"\u003ewise. slightly annoyed. and absolutely over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"613\" data-end=\"676\"\u003eHe’s holding the two most trusted “solutions” known to mankind:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"723\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"m4h0hw\" data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"699\"\u003eA can of WD-40 🛠️\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"sfbr4r\" data-start=\"700\" data-end=\"723\"\u003eA roll of duct tape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"798\"\u003eTranslation?\u003cbr data-start=\"737\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eIf it squeaks. sticks. or falls apart… you fix it. Period.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"895\"\u003eRight below it. the bold statement hits:\u003cbr\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"895\"\u003e“I JUST NEED SOME WD-40 AND A LITTLE DUCT TAPE”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"939\"\u003eIt’s not just a joke—it’s a whole mindset.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1650362259183\/wo40-(5).png?w=1254\u0026amp;h=1254\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"r9dpa8\" data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"993\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🔧 \u003cstrong data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eOld-School Values. Still Going Strong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003eCheck the side embroidery:\u003cbr\u003e👉 \u003cem data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003e“Make do and mend”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eThat’s not just decoration—that’s a philosophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1096\" data-end=\"1105\"\u003eIt means:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16k458t\" data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1138\"\u003eFix it instead of tossing it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1m08jzv\" data-start=\"1139\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003eKeep things running\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8jkxgt\" data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003eTake pride in figuring stuff out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1201\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003eSound familiar? Yeah… we thought so.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"12fh7i1\" data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e❤ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1250\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003eWhy This Hat Just Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1453\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dgziwx\" data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1315\"\u003e✔️ Funny without trying too hard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nh5oi9\" data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1367\"\u003e✔️ Instantly relatable (especially after 40 😅)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1xhzs4l\" data-start=\"1368\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003e✔️ Starts conversations everywhere you go\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1757ex8\" data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1453\"\u003e✔️ Feels like it was made \u003cem data-start=\"1442\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003efor you\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1455\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003eThis isn’t just a hat—\u003cbr data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1480\"\u003eIt’s your personality. stitched front and center.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1650362259183\/wo40-(6).png?w=1254\u0026amp;h=1254\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1dd1y3w\" data-start=\"1536\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🍻 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1542\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003ePerfect For…\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1674\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1v7tr4f\" data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1577\"\u003eBackyard BBQs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18a2rtl\" data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003eGarage projects\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10aqrdc\" data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1615\"\u003eFishing trips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bvfbz6\" data-start=\"1616\" data-end=\"1640\"\u003eHanging with buddies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1h8tqd4\" data-start=\"1641\" data-end=\"1674\"\u003eRunning errands with attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1676\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003eBasically—anywhere you wanna get a laugh (and a nod of agreement)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1sdn5k1\" data-start=\"1748\" data-end=\"1777\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1754\" data-end=\"1777\"\u003eMakes a Killer Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1779\" data-end=\"1812\"\u003eStruggling to find something for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1813\" data-end=\"1884\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"whrxzf\" data-start=\"1813\" data-end=\"1826\"\u003eDad 👨‍🔧\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11apbnz\" data-start=\"1827\" data-end=\"1838\"\u003eHusband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mjy7hj\" data-start=\"1839\" data-end=\"1850\"\u003eGrandpa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1n7lepm\" data-start=\"1851\" data-end=\"1884\"\u003eThat guy who fixes everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1886\" data-end=\"1910\"\u003eThis one’s a no-brainer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1912\" data-end=\"1951\"\u003eFunny. Practical. And weirdly accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"153w727\" data-start=\"1958\" data-end=\"1978\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1964\" data-end=\"1978\"\u003eFinal Word\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1980\" data-end=\"2116\"\u003eYou’ve earned your miles.\u003cbr data-start=\"2005\" data-end=\"2008\"\u003eYou’ve fixed more things than you can count.\u003cbr data-start=\"2052\" data-end=\"2055\"\u003eAnd yeah… maybe things creak a little more than they used to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2118\" data-end=\"2164\"\u003eBut hey—\u003cbr data-start=\"2126\" data-end=\"2129\"\u003eThat just means you’ve got stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2166\" data-end=\"2198\"\u003e👉 Throw this hat on and own it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2205\" data-end=\"2274\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e🛒 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2208\" data-end=\"2274\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eGrab yours before they’re gone—this one’s getting laughs fast.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc-item-header flex items-center justify-between\"\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eEach piece finished by hand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\" lazyloaded\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1741582023821\/12-23-(16)(2).gif?w=400\u0026amp;h=727\u0026amp;_f=1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eSPECIFICATION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e: 100% Washed Cotton Twill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eStyle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e: Vintage Distressed Baseball Cap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e: Visot 2.95 IN. Depth 4.72 IN. Hat Size 21.3-23.6 IN Adjustable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eFeature\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e: Breathable. Durable. Unisex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg class=\"i-spzhtml-intrinsic-sizer lazyloaded\" role=\"presentation\" width=\"720px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc-item-content mce-content\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSize chart\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-wraper-fix\"\u003e\n\u003ctable border=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eHigh\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eCap Circumference\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eINCH\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eINCH\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOne-Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.69\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56~60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.05~23.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"183\" data-start=\"70\"\u003e📐 Size:\u003cbr\u003eOne size fits most – adjustable back with durable metal buckle strap for a secure. custom fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"183\" data-start=\"70\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"i-spzhtml-layout-intrinsic i-spzhtml-layout-size-defined lazyloaded\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1741582023821\/d4d0a3862380404caa6f458cf112264d.jpeg?w=682\u0026amp;h=682\" alt=\"\" width=\"889\" height=\"889\" loading=\"lazy\" data-aspect-ratio=\"1.00\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"263\" data-start=\"185\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong data-end=\"209\" data-start=\"188\"\u003ePackage Includes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 class=\"\n    product-detail__title\n    hidden-empty\n    text-left\n    title5\n    mobile-title6\n  \"\u003e1 x “Not Old Yet” Funny Owl Hat\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ZEKEAR","offers":[{"title":"Blue","offer_id":43333045157955,"sku":"CJ02915-blue","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":43333045190723,"sku":"CJ02915-red","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":43333045223491,"sku":"CJ02915-black","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Blue","offer_id":43333045256259,"sku":"CJ02915-navy-blue","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki","offer_id":43333045289027,"sku":"CJ02915-khaki","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0094\/1621\/2527\/files\/wo40-_1.webp?v=1780372559","url":"https:\/\/officialzekear.com\/products\/not-old-yet-funny-owl-hat","provider":"ZEKEAR","version":"1.0","type":"link"}